i could try to be anything or anyone other than WHO I WAS. (anthony green anyone??)

Today was one of THOSE days:

I started singing a song in Health class in the back of the room, the boy I sit by looks over and says, "that was beautiful. I love you." Even better, the teacher was sitting next to us.

When I tried to show my friend that I didn't steal his phone, I lifted my shirt to show my front pockets and my zipper was all the way down. Nice. They thought it was even more awkward when I zipped them up.

I needed some sugar and searched every cupboard and the pantry. Then I rememberd I stashed a bunch of oatmeal pies in my bottom drawer of my desk. Life saver.

In other news, I have had some awesome experiences lately. I'm so glad to be alive and be me. I can't wait to go to the Fun. concert this month! My ticket came this week. Also.... I'm almost 16! It is finally coming...
loves.

blonde in me

so... pretty much...I got a dose of pepper spray yesterday.
It is NOT FUN. Even though I was laughing so hard.
I did something really dumb. I got a fancy new pepper spray on a lanyard for Christmas, and just to test it out, I sprayed some in my hot chocolate. (I know what you're thinking. But don't worry. I didn't drink the hot chocolate)
A dumb spot in my brain thought, hmm...I wonder what it smells like! The rest of my body promptly acted upon that dumb thought and leaned forward, into the dispersing pepper spray, and breathed it right in.
Ouch. Nose and throat on fire for the next 7 minutes.
Please don't try this at home.

I wish I could post the crazy face I'm making right now... instead of words.

Today in gym, as we played dodgeball, we lost yet another round. In our devestation, Scott proclaimed that our only strategy left was to kneel and pray. Everyone laughed and agreed, but it sparked something in Mason's brain. He gathered us around in a huddle, and with his game face on, he convinced our team we were now the Anti-Nephi-Lehi's from the Book of Mormon. We would lay down our weapons and kneel together... not even fight back. And so we did! I'm sure it was a special memory for everyone. The other team pelted us as hard as they could and surrounded us. I sank into the fetal position and with my last dying breath... got up and chucked a ball at the nearest person.

I know our gym version differs from the real version, but it was a great experience all around.

Next, is something that I'm sure we all can enjoy and take a part in. My sister thinks that since I will be 16 in a few months, I need to start practicing "awkward things to do on dates." When we sit at dinner together we try them out. We've started compling a list.

1. Smell your food (she knows someone who does this all the time), then continue to eat it like a ravenous wolf

2. Act like Luna Lovegood. Never fails.

3. Ask your date if you have boogers in your nose.

4. Flare your nostrils when you look at them.

5. When you talk to them, only look to the left of their head.

I know its kinda short, but it'll get better. I'm sure you can imagine how Kait and I act at dinner.

Totes awky-awk.

my life is average

So.... I'm full of stories lately.

Like today, how I got a solo in choir, but I ripped my pants walking down the stairs after the class ended. It totally deflated all pride, which was a good thing I guess. So I sat down on a chair to call mi madre and Lamping just laughed at my situation. Turns out, I couldn't get a ride home... that bit. THEN, the boy that I kinda like walked into the room. Classic, eh? I had to walk out of the room with a rip in my pants knowing he was behind me. Thank goodness Abby was there to block me.

Maybe next time I'll just go without pants, then I won't have these problems.

Gross. Just kidding.